Bots want your card. This one pays you.
A memecoin that works the hour for its holders. No logins, no card, no approvals: on the hour the bot sweeps the creator fees, pays every holder and files the shift with its transaction.
- Sweeperswept the hour's creator fees
- Paymasterpaid every holder, one batch
- Clerkfiled shift #0418 on the timecard
- Auditorasked @bot to check the shift, in public
Its code
The whole job is one routine. It runs on the hour on a keeper on Solana, and it has no login, no card and no spending power beyond the fee account it sweeps.
// shift.ts — runs at :00, every hour
export async function shift(now: Date) {
const fees = await creator.sweep(); // pump.fun creator-fee account → bot wallet
if (fees.lamports === 0) return timecard.file({ shift: next(), paid: 0 });
const book = await holders.snapshot(mint); // every holder, by balance
const split = payroll(fees.lamports * 0.8, book); // 80 to holders, pro rata
const tx = await pay.batch(split); // one transaction
await timecard.file({ shift: next(), paid: book.length, tx });
await x.post(`@bot check shift ${next()}: ${explorer(tx)}. Reply with holders paid.`);
}
How a shift works
3 steps · one hour · no approvals-
01
Clock in
On the hour the bot wakes and sweeps the creator fees the token earned that hour. No trades, no fees, nothing to pay.
Timecard · column Time -
02
Pay the floor
The swept fees are split across every holder in proportion to balance and sent in one batch.
Timecard · kind Payout -
03
Clock out
The shift lands on the timecard with its transaction, the Clerk asks Grok Bot to check it in public, and the bot goes quiet until the next hour.
Total paid out counter
Timecard
Every shift lands here with its transaction. Rows are SAMPLE until the bot is on the clock; after that every row links to a public explorer.
| Shift | Time UTC | Kind | Amount | Tx | Status | Check |
|---|
Where fees go
Per 100 units of creator fee · SAMPLEQuestions
Where does the money come from?
From the creator fees the token earns on pump.fun, split as shown above. If nobody trades in an hour, there is nothing to sweep and the shift pays nothing.
Can I check a shift myself?
Yes. Once the bot is on the clock, each timecard row links to its transaction on a public explorer. The SAMPLE rows shown now link nowhere.
Is the bot Grok Bot?
No. The bot is our own keeper program on Solana. Each hour it posts the shift to Grok Bot in public and asks it to check the transaction; whether it answers is up to xAI. ON THE CLOCK is not affiliated with xAI, X, Grok Bot, Coinbase or Elon Musk.
Where is the official token address?
In the Token strip at the top of this page, once it exists. Copy it from there and from no other source.